Paper to the Texas Supreme Court
                          Paper, paper, everywhere, TWELVE copies of Petition for Review and Appendix
               Type size, font, margins, table of contents, table of authorities, everything has to be exactly right
                                                                     Then NOBODY reads it! 

       At least somebody is paying attention to it                      The local hardware store ships UPS   

  Once upon a time I was content with gardening                  All boxed up, labeled, and. ready to go
                                                                                               Bon Voyage!